A friend recently gave me the idea to locate and broadcast haiku, particularly those found in the LDS General Conference. After a lot of reading and count, I came up with the quite a few possible haiku (see below). Although, I do not promise to maintain this as an ongoing tradition, I hope that someone finds these interesting!
Okay, okay. No, I didn't read these to find haiku. I used the tool available at: http://angelastic.com/2013/04/23/five-of-hearts-haiku-detector/ and at https://www.box.com/s/lme86ei6pouo7outmvh7